Soylent Bob

Didn’t you learn your lesson with the U2 fiasco? Don’t arbitrarily turn on alerts. Other apps have to ask permission, but you’ve just given yourselves carte blanche to, what, send notifications from a music player? I DON’T WANT NOTIFICATIONS FROM MUSIC and certainly not a free trial *cough* preview to a service I’ve showed no interest in since it’s first FAILED iteration as iTunes Radio. I have over TWENTY THOUSAND SONGS ALREADY ON MY PHONE! My daily commute playlist alone has NINE ENTIRE DAYS of music available! Why would I want to waste my unlimited-but-actually-limited data on spotty stream

Loads junk mail photos wasting time and bandwidth while alerting junk mailers your address is live. Says it just synced when it hasn’t (even on WiFi). It will refresh as far as last week’s messages while saying refreshed just now, and you can pull down refresh as much as you like, watch it pretend to check, and still not get any of the newer messages for upwards of half an hour. The only way to sort your accounts is to delete them and add them in reverse order, but even then it will randomly push one to the top for no reason. Takes forever to push draft message attachments to the server, and f

Automatic List titled “Don’t Turn Around” Cape Fear, ok. It, ok. Prometheus, um? Evil Dead, not really, Gremlins, no. Predator? No! The Day the Earth Stood Still? WT? Cult Movies: Pacific Rim? Bleak Sci-Fi & Horror Movies: They Live? (Belongs under Cult Movies, btw) The Hobbit: The Hobbit (shocker there) Oh, here’s a list recommendation: this film is not available on iTunes. So much for Movies ANYWHERE. I know it’s available on Fandango. Honestly, the only redeeming feature of this app is it allows you to sort Z-A, but even that becomes useless if your library grows into the hundreds. Oh, loo