Snoozer - Snore Tracker

You know the scene: your partner wakes you up in the middle of the night "You're snoring like a tractor!". You protest "No way, I didn't hear anything!". Game over. Snoozer is THE undeniable proof that yes, you snore. And loud. AUTOMATIC DETECTION (No Escape!) - Automatically records when you start snoring - Measures decibels (from "purring cat" to "lawn mower") - Stores ALL your snoring from the night - High-quality audio to catch everything THE STATS THAT HURT - How many times you snore per night (yes, THAT many) - Average sound level (spoiler: louder than you think) - Week/month/year charts (to see the full disaster) - Evolution over time (it gets worse with age) TOP WORST MOMENTS - Ranking of your 20 most epic snores - Listen to yourself in all your glory - Sound wave visualization (it's beautiful, looks like an earthquake) - Share with friends for laughs (or with your doctor) COMPLETE STATISTICS - Total sleep duration - Number of snores per night (record to beat?) - Average duration of each snore - Intensity (light, medium, loud, "wakes the neighbors") NIGHT HISTORY - All your recorded sessions - Detailed stats night by night - Easy navigation through past snoring - Proof that "yesterday was worse" MODERN AND ELEGANT INTERFACE - Dark theme (so you don't blind yourself in the morning) - Intuitive and fun design - Smooth animations - Easy-to-read charts (even before coffee) PRIVACY GUARANTEED - All data stays on your phone - No cloud uploads - Your snoring stays secret (unless you share it) - Full control of your recordings WHY SNOOZER? Because "I don't snore" doesn't work anymore. Snoozer gives you the proof, the numbers, and even the sound. Whether it's for: THE FED-UP PARTNER "He's been denying it for 10 years, now I have proof. 127 snores tonight, 68 dB average. QED." THE DENIER "My girlfriend always exaggerates... Oh. OH. 89 decibels? Like a hair dryer? Oh crap." NIGHT OUT WITH FRIENDS "Guys, listen to my worst snore of the week. Sounded like a coughing seal." DOCTOR'S VISIT "Doctor, here's 3 months of data. Yes, I snore 200 times a night. Is that bad?" ROOMMATES "Marc says he doesn't snore. Snoozer says 85 decibels. Marc lies." EASY TO USE 1. Place your phone on the nightstand 2. Hit "Start Monitoring" 3. Sleep (and snore) 4. Wake up to reality Snoozer runs in the background and ONLY records when you snore, saving battery and storage. IMPORTANT NOTE - Snoozer is not a medical device - For medical advice, consult a healthcare professional - Best results with phone 3-6 feet from your head - Recordings may serve as evidence in marital disputes (use with caution)