SleepingOnTheCouch

Ordered flowers. Money: deducted instantly, like a Formula 1 pit stop. Order: mysteriously cancelled with zero explanation through sms. Apparently sending money to another continent takes 5 seconds in 2026, but issuing a refund takes 2–3 business days and the alignment of several planets. Result: No flowers for my wife on Women’s Day. This nearly cost me a full week of nagging, which I assume your company will also process with a 2–3 day delay.