LunaDoc

If there’s a flight update, using this app will guarantee that you’re the last to know about it. It will lie to you about the flight being on time when it’s literally past the departure time and there’s no plane at the gate yet. Rebooking options are built using advanced “wishes, fishes, and unicorn fart” technology, because it will show connections that are literally impossible without a DeLorean and a flux capacitor (all the while lying about flights being on time, while another part of the app shows them as delayed.) And good luck trying to find a link to contact an actual human agent… you