DepressedMale483

So it was just a normal Tuesday, playing charades with my boys at the crib. I was alarmed at the sound of my phone ringing and a bunch of notifications flooding my phone. As I open my messages my heart drops to the floor. The message read “It’s over, you don’t take showers and you don’t even talk to me anymore, and I’ve found a better man, taller, and a way bigger wiener.” I was devastated. Out of anger I deleted the app and still haven’t showered in weeks.