The Fart App: Fart Sounds

Some apps manage your calendar. Some apps track your workouts. The Fart App! exists for a nobler purpose: turning awkward silence into extremely unserious entertainment. Tap a sound for instant nonsense, shake your phone for a surprise, set a countdown for suspiciously perfect timing, or schedule alarms that are absolutely not suitable for important board meetings. It is simple, fast, and proudly ridiculous without being a mess. What you can do: - Play instant fart sounds from a clean, easy soundboard - Choose from multiple fart styles, from classic to dramatic - Set fart timers for perfectly bad timing - Create fart alarms for daily, weekly, or one-time surprises - Turn on random fart notifications for unpredictable moments - Enable Shake to Fart and haptic feedback for extra chaos - Track total farts, streaks, and deeply unnecessary achievements - Record your own custom fart sounds with premium - Restore premium through your App Store account The free version lets you try the app before committing to the bit. Premium is a one-time purchase that unlocks unlimited farts, custom recordings, alarms, timers, random farts, haptic feedback, Shake to Fart, and an ad-free experience. Optional rewarded ads may be available if you want a few more free farts before upgrading. The Fart App! does not require an account. Custom recordings stay on your device. Notification sounds follow your iPhone volume, Silent Mode, and Focus settings. The whole thing is built to be silly, but the app itself is handled like a real product: clean controls, clear settings, restore support, and a soundboard that gets out of your way when the moment arrives. Use responsibly. Or at least plausibly deny everything.